JR In Shock Retirement
Birding news Services learned last week that in a shock development, Infamous Young Devon Birder JR has announced his retirement from the Filthy Twitching Scene. Though he has not been available for comment, Sources claim that he has not touched his bins for ages and not even a Black-throated Blue Warbler on Berry Head could get him twitching. Other Sources say this is merely due to him suffering a string of terrible dips and that said Warbler would have him moving faster than (Devon Birder) after a hot pie. Birding news Services has heard claims that this was in fact predicted by Nostradamus and is one of the Signs of the Apocalypse. Certainly the thought of the teen-lister - whose exploits ranged from Orkney to Scilly and was widely touted as the next Lee Evans / a future Obs Warden / A Lesson To Us All - giving up makes you wonder about all that Mayan shit. Whatever the truth and wherever it is, twitches won't be the same without him.
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