31 July, 2026

Neither Is This


Having promised gargle not to be quite so sarcastic in future, I have been allowed back on my own blog.

Haven't finished the next marathon update ['I started it' is barely accurate, but, well...]. 

It rained yesterday. For maybe ten minutes, possibly fifteen. I was asleep and it woke me up, but [despite being on Nights] I didn't mind. I nearly danced in it. Ok, I was going to, but the birds got there first, and I couldn't flush the poor things. I have a shower and they don't. [[Dratted morals]]

Didn't rain again, hasn't rained since.

Bugger.


I actually did some twitching last weekend. This time last week, when I was amazingly untired and active, I saw the most wonderful dragonflies. It's been a dream to see Southern Migrant Hawker, and to get actual perched pics of one - and only needing four hours of searching and then waiting to do it - is still something that makes me very happy.

The next day I twitched and got great views of an actual Long-tailed Shrike. Another one of those 'never' birds. I must admit that the SMH is the greater of the two to me. And that the Broad-billed Sandpiper is still bird of the year.
Yes, shrike, yes reallllllly rare shrike, yes seen very close for well, four hours, too actually, but 21 fragging years of hurt...


Jinkies, look at all those words. I guess I do still have some blogging in me, after all.

I was wondering.


I shall, it seems,

Be Seeing You...

07 July, 2026

This Is Not A Proper Post


Just making sure you don't get your hopes up.


Sorry.


It is currently far too hot. Again. 


Love that global warming.


[[THIS BLOG HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FOR VIOLATING GARGLE TERMS & CONDITIONS REGARDING OVERLY SARCASTIC CONTENT]]




17 June, 2026

Moor Nonsense


We continue the sequence of overly-late, overly-long, yet still somehow far too brief posts.

Time having passed in ever-greater amounts, it is of course harder to remember what the frick I was even doing, over and above the notes in diary and notebook. Which makes telling interesting and sometimes even accurate tales ever more difficult in turn.
I am forced to balance required brevity with trying to make things legible. [For the usual debatable definition of legible]
So we shall see - back in the mists of three months ago [yes, really... Oh the shame] - how this goes;


Having succeeeded* - after a lot of effort, it must be noted - in not only finding Patch Wheatears at Hope's Nose but also seeing - and getting a lots of other people on - the Bittern of Bowling Green, I was a happier-than-recently birder. And also no longer tied to a [self-imposed and not entirely sane **] drive, able to consider doing Other Things.

Like get up on t'Moor.


The Moor, The Moor! Ach, there's nothing like it. [Yes, there are other uplands, but they are all too small or too glaciated. πŸ˜›]

Ahem.


I have a list of things I very much like to do every year, places to go and so on. One of them is to go and see The Man. And he is a man, the Beardown Man, as you can easily tell when approaching from the south. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‡
The day after my precious Wheatear, I was up on t'Moor and off to Beardown Tors, Lydford and Devil's Tors, paying my respects, then Rough Tor, Crow Tor, and back via Beardown again. It's a nice loop, bar one impressive hillock that you almost literally climb. This time my best sighting was a group of 8 Golden Plover, plus an interesting thrush sp. flyover, and it was all hazy sunshine and 'I'm glad the horseflies aren't out yet' balmy goodness.


The following weekend, a late start saw me seeing another favourite menhir - the Laughing Man - on my way to lunch at Huccaby Tor. No yearticks, but a nice time. For somewhere so close to such a busy road - for Dartmoor - it's very quiet.


There then follow Challacombe-Vitifer loops and Emsworthy visits repeatedly, with yearticks including Willow Warbler, Redstart, Cuckoo and so on.


This cycle was interrupted at the end of April by a proper walk, and another of my Required Things To Do;
Wild Tor! 

I had foolishly hoped that right before ten tors it would be quiet up there as the teams rested before the main event. Ho ho frickin' ho.
I am an old man and have forgotten how much energy you have as a teenager.... 

Yet another invisibly reeling Gropper was the best bird to tell you about [One day I will see one reel. One day.] and away from the chattering hordes [oh my days but the yapping.! I suppose it's just what they're used to on their phones, vocalised out of desperation?] it was as lovely as the high Moor always is.


Speaking of high, last month I walked the length of Hamel Down and this month the length of Corndon Down [one a bit longer than the other, 'tis true], in slightly different weathers - though wind was involved both times - though both without yearticks. I hadn't been up Corndon for many a long year, and it was good to be back there, seeing many views from different perspectives. Also Mistle Thrushes.


Getting up to date - on this topic, at least - yet another Vitifer-Challacombe loop on Sunday. This time with the Folks, sunshine, and a wonderful Red Kite! Picked up by Mum while it was below us [no bins, either] as we were approaching Birch Tor; "That doesn't look like a Buzzard". It thermalled up, showing wonderfully, before heading off west.



I have more to post - been to other places to see other things - but this is something, at least.


I shall [and hopefully far more directly]
Be Seeing You... 











[[* Yes, typo, yes left in as it amused me.]]
[[** But what is sane? And Who Decides What Is Truly Sane? Me. So, entirely reasonable and rational then. 😁 ]] 

31 May, 2026

I Keep Saying This


To myself that is;

"Got to write the blog"

It still doesn't happen.



There's so many other things to do. Many far more important than updating this. {And most of them aren't getting done, either}


The stupid format - [over and above the 'submit to our rules or post no pictures'], where any paragraph automatically adds a space, and a double space automatically adds a full stop, but does not automatically capitalise the start of the new sentence. which is so STUPID [see?] - really doesn't help matters.



That paragraph does make sense, if you read it the right way.


I had to wait, and suffer, and put in a lot of effort, this weekend. Twice. I was rewarded, but still.

Ok, I was rewarded with something I've waited TWENTY FRELLING YEARS for. I suspect if my head hadn't immediately tried to kill me, I'd be a lot happier. But hey.
[[I am happy about it, btw, but in a rather anticlimactic fashion. What will you do?]]


Anyways, until I either post something decent or resort to another of these things, I shall



Be Seeing You...


18 May, 2026

Belated Notice of Summer


Er, oops?

Yeah, really not been up to snuff, even by my standards.

So, yes, Swifts!!!
I believe they arrived on the 14th - which is second latest arrival date in Recorded History, btw - then were seen and heard screaming on the 15th, confirmed on both sides of the area on the 16th.

So Summer is here. Thus, the rain.


I will be getting back to this, and perhaps trying not to go with such walls of text as I do it.


Might even happen?



Be Seeing You...

29 April, 2026

A Timely Update, Updated!


Cutting in to my sequence, something actually almost to date.. [What madness is this?!?]

Being back on Days, and it being That time of year, I've been doing some skywatching on my lunch break. This has paid off nicely, in quality if not quantity.


Monday [Sun, few high clouds]: 2 single Swallow low N, 12 Woodpigeon medium height N, 1 Red Kite low S [at about 100', in sunshine; lovely!], in heavy inner primary moult but with intact tail as far as could be seen.

Tuesday [Overcast, stronger wind]: 2 Swallow low N [together], 1 kite sp. over high [picked up when past overhead], circling for even more altitude and departing W. Tail looked 'off' for intact RK and against grey clouds colour not certain. Occam's Razorbill* would say RK with tail moult/damage [perhaps a duller-toned individual] but as BK has been reported in SW repeatedly in recent days, this cannot be ruled out. Thus 'kite sp.'

Wednesday [Sun with bright overcast rapidly spreading]: 3+ Swallow very low N

Thursday [Bright to grey overcast]: 2 House Martin low N, 3 Swift low N, 26 Woodpigeon medium height N, Hobby low-medium height N!!
[My first Hobby at Work for 9 years, no less!]


Now that's a set of skywatching. Not vast numbers but for a total of 80 minutes from a restristed viewpoint, I'll take them!
To compare, last week's combined total passage was 5 Swallow and 2 Stock Dove. Yeah.

These are the third and fourth kite days I've had in, ah, 17 years of assorted Summer skywatches. Fourth Hobby in the same timeframe.



I will get to my next Big Update. At some point.


Be Seeing You...




[[* Birding version of Occam's Razor 'the simplest explaination is likely true'. Occam's Razorbill says an uncertain ID is most likely to be the commonest species possible. The name refers to a seawatching truism about possible BrΓΌnnich's Guillemot; it's going to be a 1w Razorbill. Though not always, as the Portland Harbour bird from a 'few' years back reminds us.]]
 

23 April, 2026

Yeah, So...


The burst of inspiration has gone.


I will be thus posting directly.

It will happen, just no idea when. [To translate the Deb'n for you]


I mean, it might be tomorrow...??


[[Yeah, and I might find a Hoopoe sat on my car when I get out of work, too 😏]]


Ahem.


Be Seeing You...